xxcactusdudexx:

me at 13: “i’m really mature for my age though”
me at 20: i was a fucking idiot
also me at 20: i’m still a fucking idiot

(via imamazinglyonfire)

(Source: juliamcneill, via sxmpicity)

  • me: Oh what the fuck
  • friend: what happened?
  • me: this scenario I created in my head got intense

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

(via better-count-your-blessings)

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via stagekisspers)

(Source: pokaemon, via encourage)

crunchier:

4am is the new 10pm

(via gatorbiscuits)

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